Nominating the entire BJP team for the Ig Nobel Prize in Visionary Technology

To 

Marc Abrahams,

The Editor,

Improbable Research

To

David Kessler,

The General Manager,

Improbable Research

Sub: Nominating the entire BJP team for the Ig Nobel Prize in Visionary Technology

Dear Sirs,

We would like to humbly request you to go through the following (seriously written) hyperlinked document: 

THE PSEUDO-SCIENTIFIC POLITICS OF BJP’S HINDUTVA: A COMPILATION VIEW HERE ⤡ 

The above document contains a compilation of certain source-materials on the various epoch-changing statements relating to science and technology as chiefly promoted by the Bharatiya Janata Party (henceforth BJP), the present ruling party of India. 

  • Firstly, these statements rightly point out the fact that ancient Hindu India developed nukes, aeroplanes, the internet, stem cell technology/genetic engineering, plastic surgery etc., way before the Westerners made notable progress in those respective fields of scientific inquiry. The Hindu idea of spatial-temporality is also suggested in one of the statements, which originated way before the Special and General theory of Relativity. 
  • Secondly, these statements also introduce novel perspectives, previously unheard approaches and newer interpretations to study phenomena such as peacock’s sex through eye-contact, to comprehend the healing or medicinal powers of the byproducts of cows such as urine and dung that can even cure diseases like COVID-19 etc. One of the statements from the compilation further suggests the revolutionizing idea that the cow-milk contains gold as its component.  

These public statements made by various spokespersons of the BJP, several Hindu gurus as well as by state-funded scientific or academic institutes call for a public acknowledgment of their impeccable scientific vision through the Ig Nobel prize in Visionary Technology. We hereby nominate the entire BJP team by considering their innovative and illuminating scientific proposals and contributions, as compiled in the previously cited hyperlinked document, for the concerned prestigious prize. 

Considering the above compilation, we sincerely hope that our nomination will be accordingly entertained by the Board of Governors of the Ig Nobel Prize Committee. 

Thanking you in anticipation,

Hypothetically Yours,

Dr. Debaprasad Bandyopadhyay

Mrs. Rupa Bandyopadhyay

Mr. Akhar Bandyopadhyay

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