The skit humorously explores the absurdity of two different “haircuts”—a financial disaster and a physical one. Y’s father loses his savings due to a bad investment as he narrates the episode to X, while Y follows his guru’s advice to donate all his hair to Lord Venkateswara at Tirupati. The skit critiques crony capitalism, government corruption, and the societal fixation on rituals, blending satire with social commentary as observed through X’s statements. It ends with Y realizing the futility of both haircuts and the systemic failures of the Indian state.