The article “Dear Mr. Ajay Piramal, I Wanna Be Arrested!” is a satirical open letter addressed to Ajay Piramal, chairman of the Piramal Group. The author humorously and dramatically expresses a desire to be arrested, likely as a form of protest or critique, though specific reasons remain vague. The tone mixes sarcasm and frustration, aiming to provoke rather than inform.

The letter references previous communications and legal documents indicating that the author has allegedly hampered Mr. Piramal’s business and goodwill. The author, along with nearly 200,000 NCD and FD holders of DHFL, claims to have lost their hard-earned money due to Mr. Piramal’s performance in the bidding of DHFL. The author criticizes Mr. Piramal’s actions, describing them as a “vaisnava-like performance” and expressing discontent with the situation.

The letter concludes with a request for Mr. Piramal to continue his legal battle against the author, viewing it as a form of resistance and a means to bring attention to the issues at hand. The author expresses willingness to be a martyr for the cause of suffering humanity, highlighting the perceived injustices and the desire for change.