The article humorously nominates Dr. M. M. Bajaj, Dr. Syed Ibrahim, and Dr. Vijayraj Singh for the Ig Nobel Prize in Psychology. They are credited with proposing the controversial and pseudo-scientific theory of “Einsteinian Pain Waves” (EPW), which suggests that the emotional pain waves emitted by cows being slaughtered can cause seismic activity, like earthquakes. The nomination is a satirical critique of the pseudo-scientific ideas promoted by certain groups in India, highlighting the absurdity of such claims.